Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The guide...




Alex's Guide to how to be a true playa:

Step 1: Make sure your shirt matches your lunchbox.
Step 2: Clean your kicks and make them shine.
Step 3: Keep them guessing...dont show too much and have your shirt tucked in.
Step 4: Have that winning smile that says "yeah i know im good looking".
Step 5: When having to dress up in unconventional attire, such as for halloween, make sure you look like a badass doing so. Go ahead, show some muscle..let them know you dont mess around like that.
Step 6: Have a backup person (preferably one with a Ninja Turtles gun and dressed like Superman) in case things get crazy.
Step 7: Always walk with the ladies. Even to school. Its noticed and appreciated by all.

So there you have it. With this few short tips you too can be sweeping women off their feet. Present yourself well and everything else will follow. :P


Just having some fun...

-alex-

Quote of today:
"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them."
Dalai Lama

"Kari is not that good at racquetball"- Me ;)


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